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posted 16 hours ago with 34 notes via shawnassmore

Americans want beauties, not me. I’m not the Parisian bombshell they expected. Can you see me as a chorus girl? Where’s my feather up the ass? They think I’m sad, they’re dumb. I don’t connect to them.

posted 16 hours ago with 564 notes via petpluto
posted 16 hours ago with 578 notes via dedication2em

First, I need you to order me pizza.
Pizza, why?
Because I think the smell might wake up my brain and pull me out of my coma.

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posted 16 hours ago with 509 notes via itberice

And I’m gonna let you in on a secret now

posted 16 hours ago with 188 notes via impliedangst

Red Band Society + Introducing the adults

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posted 17 hours ago with 498 notes via chanoeys

Okay, Schmidt, we’ve been to 11 weddings in a row. That’s too many weddings. I can’t even get into the fridge anymore.

posted 17 hours ago with 2,022 notes via newgirled

fuckstruckswan a réagi à votre billet “enchanteddiana a réagi à votre billet “enchanteddiana a réagi à votre…”

30 euro? comment ça fait en dollars canadien ça? haha

pourquoi est ce que tu me parles de 30 euros? Oo lol 

non la robe faisait 12 euros avec réduction. par contre en dollars canadien euh….no idea! 

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